Looking For Romantic Writers

[Narrator]

I play a pile of garbage and I am looking for someone to write a story where they fall in love with me. Reply for more details.

[Sir Sinh Aleksander Marol]

ROMANCE? LOOK NO FURTHER, FOR I, THE CRIMSON MERCENARY, AM THE MOST ROMANTIC IN ALL THE MULTIVERSE.

[Hamlet]

I can write you a romantic sonnet but you have to pay me $100 per line, and also I’m not really into having my artistic vision of sonnets restricted by those ‘fourteen line formats’, I’m really thinking about writing an epic here, so keep that pocketbook open.

[Anonymous]

Define romance… Do you just want your underclothing soaked within 8 lines or do you want to be swept off your feet into to clouds of italic phrases that have you clenching fists and biting lips to the point of losing one’s breath with every beat of your heart?

[Victor Frankenstein]

So are you looking for romantic writers, or Romantic writers? Because I have you covered if you want to write stories that challenge the industrialized Enlightenment society and hearken back to the beauty of nature and the pureness of human emotions!

[Victor Frankenstein]

So are you looking for romantic writers, or Romantic writers? Because I have you covered if you want to write stories that challenge the industrialized Enlightenment society and hearken back to the beauty of nature and the pureness of human emotions!

[Johnny Q.]

I’d like to think I am fairly good at it. But who knows.

[Anonymous]

I’ll leave this alone…. More liable to break your heart beautiful.

[Emer Setanta]

I would fall in love with you…

but then I would bite your head off afterwards. Mantis Style.

[Author]

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