Where Magic Meets Truth
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Clara Bell Apr. 26, 2009.
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"Your a galactic whatsit from where?"
"I am a captain in the W.R.A.T.H. division of the Galactic Administration, I am basically an interstellar cop. I have been assigned to this solar system, it is my job to deal with any non-terrestrial activity on this planet or in this system. I make sure aliens don't go around fucking up your planet."
Proud of my response I sit back and wait for the man to respond.
"I don't understand. Are you like an alien or something?"
I get the most profound and confused look on my face, I check my translator to make sure it is functioning.
"Yes, I thought that was a given, with the different atmosphere on my planet, the interstellar cop, oh and the invisible space ship."
All of a sudden this dude gets the worst look I have seen...
"HEY! Your not gonna probe me are you? Ive heard all about you weird aliens. Except you don't look all that weird.... hmmmmm"
I can't contain my self I burst out laughing and nearly fall out of my chair.
"AM I GOING TO PROBE YOU? OH THAT IS RICH!" I manage to say between the laughter.
"You'd better tell me who you are and what your doing here or... I'll.... I'll.... well I can be big trouble just you watch and see!" He says still pressing very hard against the wall.
"No I am not going to probe you, hell I haven't probed anyone since high school and that was more of a prank. I mean do you honestly believe that aliens that have mastered fast than light travel would have to stick something up your ass to understand you physiology? Dude we have scanners, believe if any alien says they have to probe you to understand you they just can't come to grips with their sexuality. " I say finally calming down.
Just then he claps his hands and a bouquet of flowers appear of some light, and he mumbles something under his breath.
"What? That was supposed to be a really cruel looking sword! Man the sword trick NEVERRRR works."
He finally seems to of calmed down and is looking at me I guess I should say something.
"I suppose that is what you refer to as "magic" on this world and I assume it was supposed to be something else? But don't be to hard on yourself, my ship is shielded against such measures, you see what you call magic is really just the manipulation of a naturally occurring particle which exists throughout the galaxy. While the ship can negate this particles it can limit their manipulation. You probably tried to summon a weapon, the ship sensed this and turned it into something harmless, like flowers. Unless you meant to summon flowers for me, and if that is the case I would have to say I am flattered but I am just not into that kind of thing."
I adjust my self in my chair and pick up a cup of tea and begin to drink it.
"Now I suppose you are wondering why you are here? It is quit simple really, I felt that it was best since you discovered my ship that I bring you in and we have a chat. So that you wouldn't go all Roswell on me and start yelling to everyone that you know where an alien ship is. Now I would of moved the ship know you had discovered it and then you would of looked like a jackass and no one would win. So I thought it best that we have some tea and talk it out. Speaking of would you like some tea?"
"I am indeed! No, if i abused my powers they would be taken away for sure.. there are far more powerful gods and goddesses then me.. I control the weather, make plants things grow, and animals have a magnetic attraction to me! I have a few more tricks up my sleeve, though that would be telling.."
She smiled mischievously, mystery seems to emit from her. Her eyes widen.
"No of course not! Kiss my feet, that's all.. Ha! I'm kidding, you don't have to do anything at all! Maybe just think of me before you before you sleep and tell me your prayers.."
She winks, her face animated and playful..
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